The Work Out Pocket Protector
Posted by Jonathan in EQUIPMENT on 05-23-10 No Comments
Don’t even try to pretend like you are not at least tempted to try this geek-to-the-max work out accessory. But clearly the folks over Quirky know the market for the Fit Kit.
For a lousy $25 you get the deep inner satisfaction of having your cell phone, media player or iPhone wrapped in sport neoprene. Then you get not one but TWO compartments perfect of crap like lip balm, tokens, and well … condemns . You know whatever. But wait, there is another two pockets for money, credit cards, transit cards and yes more porn. And two more straps perfect for dangling headphones, keys and a porn filled jump drive.
Never mind you look like you are on some strange new dialysis machine or taking part in some a Lost experiment, you will have all you stuff whenever and wherever you work out.
What is not to love?
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