The NFL Draft Gets Radio City: The NBA Lottery Gets Ping Pong Balls
Posted by Jonathan in GAMING on 05-18-10 No Comments
Excuse me for pointing out the obvious, but …
Can’t David Stern and the NBA do any better than dumb ole ping pong balls to decide the fate of the league’s crap franchises?
Tonight, in Secaucus, NJ, behind closed doors, the league sets up a lottery machine with balls for the 14 teams who did not make the playoffs. These balls are supposed to weight the chances so the worst team gets the highest chance of picking first. But nobody outside the room sees anything; so who knows for sure. The mystery is meant to keep crap teams playing hard till the end of the regular schedule. And the ping balls are actually considered high tech by the NBA. Before that it used coin flips. No kidding.
Obviously, there are other choices for generating truly random results. The number generator on lottery.com is better than balls. And even dice does a better job for a real random number. Or better yet, go to Random.org and learn about the dozens of real ways to make a truly unique pick.
But such is the state of the National Basketball Association that blowing balls is the best they can do. Jackie Moon himself couldn’t make this stuff up.
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